Thursday, November 11, 2010

A Burned "Lost" Section of Friends Are Forever Was Found Online Today! YAY!!!

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I found it! OOhhh I thought I had lost it! Well, I did, but I had saved a copy of it ONLINE on one of my websites, years and years ago, before the fire, and so a copy of the POEM Friends Are Forever, from the 1993 BOOK Friends Are Forever, has been found!!!!! YAY - Here it is:

Friends Are Forever

When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue I will try to dislodge whatever is chocking you.
When you smile I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared I will rag on you about it every chance I can get.

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to stop whining while I am watching my show.

When you are confused, I will pretend I'm as stupid as you and use little words.

When you are sick, I will stay the hell away from you until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your sorry clumsy ass. If I can stop laughing I will think about helping your dumb ass up off the ground.

This is my oath. I pledge it till the day you die and hope I don't die before you.

Why, you may ask, because you are my friend, and friends are forever.

Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get all depressed because you only have four.

Remember: A good friend will help you move.

A really good friend, will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

~~Razzbury Swanzen (older brother of Etiole Swanzen)


Friends Are Forever: A History of The Twighlight Manor 1993 edition by Wendy C. Allen

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